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11 things guys say to women and what they really mean
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So many of us speak vaguely without realizing it, but some of us speak vaguely on purpose, because we just don't want people to know what we really mean.

Opposite sexes do it to each other all the time and especially in relationships. So the next time your man says one of these phrases think again. :)

Here are the 11 things guys say to women and what they really mean if they coud say what's on their mind.



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#1 Go Ahead



translation:

I get to stay home. Nice! Do whatever you want while I catch up on some video games.


#2 Really?



translation:

Keep talking so I can zone out a little.


#3 You sure?



translation:

Do I really have to buy this cause this is all you're gonna get for a while.


#4 It really looks good.



translation:

I just said it looks good. Now please don't ask me again expecting a different response!


#5 What did you get?



translation:

How much did it cost? I hope you enjoyed the buying process cause you're gonna return it if it cost more than a subway sandwich.


#6 What time are you coming back?



translation:

How long do I have to just chill without you on my ass. 2 hours? 3? All day?


#7 I'll do it later.



translation:

I'll do it whenever I want, and by the time I remember, it will be too late, so I won’t have to do it anyway. WIN!!


#8 I'm tired.



translation:

Please don’t talk to me for the rest of the day. PLEASE...


#9 I’m really hungry...



translation:

You still didn't make me anything to eat yet?! Aargh! You better be on the stove before I finish the word 'hungry.'


#10 What do you think?



translation:

I really don’t care what you think. Just trying to making conversation, because you always say I don’t talk and stuff.


#11 [not answering]



translation:

I'm zoned out. You can keep talking. Just don’t ask any questions that require a response.

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