You ever hide something about yourself from your family just because you're ashamed in a way? Anders hides his entire lifestyle from his dad who's coming to visit him for the weekend. In this episode he hides his best friends, his apartment, and career.
Big dick dads
The guys get into this discussion about their dads' dicks. They imagine that Anders's dad must have a big dick. Out of respect you just think your dad has a big one. Adam says:
"That's a monster just trapped in denim" - Adam
"Dad's dicks in the late 80's, early 90's - they were bigger. I think there's something shrinking dad dicks. That should be on 20/20" - Adam
Us guys just have to associate manhood with having a big dick even though they're not connected.
Ashamed of your best friends
Anders wants to live up to his dad's expectations so he doesn't tell him about his best friends, Adam and Blake. That really hurts them because he's not proud enough of them.
Would you ever be so ashamed that you'd not tell others who your friends are? I say you should never be ashamed of who you are and what you do. And if you are, change it, but don't hide.
How do I break into this house
When Anders, Blake and Adam come up with the idea to use the house that's being put up for sale as their own only for the weekend to show off to Anders's father they have to break in.
I love this part because you know those doors that have like 6 little square windows, Adam smashes a window but realizes the one he smashed isn't close enough to the lock so he has to keep trying and he smashes several before he gets to the closest one to the lock.
Couch needs the smell of your balls
When they break in, Adam smells the couch and says:
"This couch smells nothing like you. You should rub your balls on it." - Adam
"You know I didn't masturbate until I was 18 years old. I would just have sex with items around my house." - Adam
So he starts rubbing his balls on it since Anders wouldn't do it.
Are your friends bi-sexual
I was laughing my ass off when Adam and Blake couldn't take it anymore that Anders didn't tell his dad about them. So they knocked on the door and asked for something and his dad called his friends "bi-sexual neighbors" when he saw them. It's just the way they looked at the time.
Pee and Making Beef jerky in the basement
The guys bring in this huge dead cow they want to use to make beef jerky. There's blood everywhere. Adam and Blake are still pissed at Anders so Adam starts peeing on the cow, but then realizes it was the wrong thing to do since they'll be eating that jerky.
"How about you show us some r.e.s.p.eeee in your mouth." - Adam
Throwing up at the car dealership
Anders's dad comes up with the idea for Anders to buy a new car.
So they're at the dealership sitting in a car and Anders wants to tell his dad the truth that he can't afford the car it right when he's about to tell him, his dad says that he's proud of him. Immediately, Anders starts throwing up.
Destroying the house
Adam and Blake get so upset that while Anders and his dad are at the car dealership they destroy the house. It amazes how well these guys fuck up property in the workaholics.
The guys get so mad at Anders for not appreciating them they start destroying the house and saying things like:
"I don't care how many freakin [brazzers] passwords that guy gives us. We should be ashamed of him."
Tasting pee in the beef jerky
Anders finally tells his dad the truth and the guys make up. When they're sitting eating the beef jerky on the roof they realize that they're tasting Adam's pee in the beef jerky.
Keying up the new car
Anders starts realizing that he has to return the car but Adam and Blake remember that they keyed it up. Ouch! I hate seeing cars like that, especially new ones.