Have you ever wanted to go inside a gay club as a heterosexual. Well, here's your chance pervert. In this episode of Teen Wolf we finally find out that Jackson is the Kanima. He hijacks a gay club and starts dropping bodies there. Allison also discovers that someone is protecting the Kanima. Let's get into some of the juicy stuff.
I have a boyfriend bitch. You don't
When you're with a friend, the last thing you want to talk about is your beautiful, deep, loving, romance, especially when you're talking to a friend who just lost his girlfriend.
This bitch Allison tells Lydia how much she loves Scott like when "you can't breathe until you're with him." Lydia is like Oh no she didn't!
Wolf and Kanima battle it out
We've been waiting for this fight. Too bad it was so dark. The fight was decent. I just want to see that shit in the day light!
It also appears that the Kanima has no obvious scent that a wolf can detect.
Everyone gets smashed at a gay club
This was a pretty sick scene. When Scott and Stiles who are supposed to be 16 years old see Jackson as the Kanima sneak into a club they go in after him worried about the drama he can cause. When they get inside they realize it's a gay club. LMFAO!
The perfect place for heterosexuals of course lol. Then the Kanima starts dropping bodies left and right with his poison for no apparent reason.
Derek tries to stop him but the Kanima is just too powerful for him
What's your dog's name?
Tell me why Lydia calls her dog "PRADA" When Lydia's dog gets lost she's like "Prada! Prada" WTF. Sorry but that's a dumbass name for a dog; maybe it's a gay dog. Then that's fine.
Lydia then meets this new guy. He hits on her but she plays hard to get.
Well she pretty much tells him off, but to most guys that doesn't mean much. he keeps on pursuing. I was dying when he asked to hold her hand and she was like what am I 12. "Can I hold your hand?" "What am I 12?" - Lydia
Catching your boy at a gay club
This was pretty funny. What would you do if you caught your friend, or better yet, your son, at a gay club? Stiles's dad arrives on the scene because he's the sheriff.
Stiles tries joking that he's gay but his dad doesn't even believe him. You know you're straight when you're caught at a gay club and your dad still thinks you're straight!
Scott bitch slaps Jackson
When Stiles and Scott catch Jackson and put him in the backseat to calm his ass down, he keeps making noise and since they don't want anyone to know that he's there Scott just punches him in the face.
Could you punch your friend in the face if you had to? Hell yeah! Can't wait for that day. Ooops...
Jackson never says I love you
If you feel weird about saying the words "I love you," you're not alone.
Apparently Jackson doesn't either his father tells the police. Not sure how that's relevant to the story, but it was interesting.
The manual lie detector
Tell me who would make up their own manual lie detector, this idiot named Gerard, the grandfather. When Gerard tries prying about Jackson to Allison of course she tries covering up the truth about him being the Kanima. He then grabs her neck, asks her questions and listens to her heartbeat to detect a lie.
I mean, that's pretty bad ass, but still pretty dumb at the same time. I'm not sure how but just is.
I don't know what's up with this dude Jackson. He actually cried for the first time on the show. He acts tough but seems to have a real sensitive side he doesn't like to show.
He cries when he overhears everyone talking about how he has no one.
Allison discovers that someone is controlling the Kanima
When Lydia translates the book they stole from her grandfather she told her that the correct translation is
"seeks a master"
The dumb school counselor translated it as "seeks a friend" incorrectly.
Who is controlling the Kanima
So now the question is who is controlling Jackson. I personally think it's Gerard for some reason. I feel like it'll be a surprise at the end. Maybe he's doing it so he can get the Kanima to kill all the wolves. let's see.